heatoise:

*sees a dog*

me: holy shit

(via cruelhandbooty)

unclefather:

i think my parents would yell at me if i died

(via slutwhat)

“ Yes, I kick like a girl, and I swim like a girl, and I walk like a girl, and I wake up in the morning like a girl because I am a girl. And that’s not something that I should be ashamed of.